4K shows you more detail. In porn. Huccio

I was talking to a friend about the fact that 4K is already available for porn. It was launched yesterday on the adult content website Huccio.
The big question was: What’s next? Porn in IMAX?
That made some gears turn and some nifty slogans popped up in my head. Hopefully “Idiocracy” is not our future and these will never be used.

  • [porn movie name] available in IMAX 3D . Fap like you’re there!
  • [porn movie name]. A faptastic adventure in 4K!
  • 4K is cumming to you. [porn movie name].

All jokes aside, 4K in pornography was bound to arrive sooner or later. The sad part? It arrived earlier than mainstream 4K. Besides Eutelsat, I don’t know of any other UHD TV station.
But at least we can watch naked chicks at higher quality. Right? Right?

Huccio